The ass story

December 18, 2013 at 7:31 am (Uncategorized)

Found this on Quora (by Abinav Saxena). Couldn’t stop laughing. Thought I would share this with everyone.

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: Servant’s Ass Won

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that the king, ordered the servant to give the donkey to the queen. The local paper heading the news: “Queen has the Best Ass in the Town” The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: “Queen Sells Ass for $10

This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.

The next day Headlines: “Queen Announces her Ass is Wild and Free“. The king died next day.



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